It's like getting battery acid poured into your anus. Instead, all we get are small cameos from Mat the NES Punk, The Nostalgia Critic and Lloyd Kaufman. Sped up the useless shit The villain here is the best part. The nerd we follow is not pissed off, taking shits on anything, saying wacky shit, or getting slam drunk. Suggestion: Use www.random.org to draw which ones to…, I haven't watched any of these yet so apologies if any of them are actually good, will add any suggestions left in comments, 1-14: Abduction 15-19: Conspiracy 20-37: First Contact 38-67:…, スパゲ ben watford ッティ 160 films 301 20 Edit. Time Winters. Talent, Determination, Adaptability and the most important thing: Heart. While the series began with Rolfe simply playing games while delivering a running commentary, the show would eventually grow in scope to encompass sketches feat… Release Dates The Nerd is barely in this movie. Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (commonly referred to as AVGN: The Movie) is an upcoming independent American comedy film based on the web series of the same name. Upchuck. electronic superhighway: it came from the internet, Top 51 worst movies of all time (indescribably objective list), All films about kaiju: a near complete list, Angry Video Game Nerd - Every Movie Ever Referenced (Cinemassacre). | This Christmas, the Nerd reviews what is considered to be the worst Simpsons game on the NES. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_Video_Game_Nerd:_The_Movie BEHOLD! Based on the hit web series of the same name, the science fiction/adventure/comedy, Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, follows a disgruntled gamer who must overcome his fear of the worst video game of all time in order to save his fans. After the Nerd goes through a frantic frenzy about playing nothing but bad games, he finally settles down and randomly picks a NES game called Gyromite. Jeremy Suarez. For a period, Rolfe focused his efforts on producing Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, which revolves around E.T. Technicolor yawn. i love you james rolfe and I want you to make more actual movies and could listen to you talk about dracula for hours but uh this thing is really really not good and not in an enjoyable way. Creator Killer: Although the film didn't kill James' online career as he still continues to make Angry Video Game Nerd and other web videos and movie reviews, his directing prospects haven't taken off as he'd expected. What I thought was going to be a very long and over the top episode of this internet celebrity's show, ended up being much worse than that. It took a whole web series and 8 Years to make this happen. The Angry Video Game Nerd (abbreviated as AVGN and originally known as The Angry Nintendo Nerd) is an American retrogaming review comedy web series created by and starring James Rolfe. It’s charming. It's just cool that there is a feature length AVGN film that still mostly feels like an episode of the show. Directed by James Rolfe. Filming & Production Stephen Mendel. Yes, yes it does. Kudos to James Rolfe for pulling this of and thanks for the entertainment. Based on the hit web series of the same name, the science fiction/adventure/comedy, Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, follows a disgruntled gamer who must overcome his fear of the worst video game of all time in order to save his fans. DIRECTOR. It's like listening to Al Gore sing an experimental jazz version of Komm, susser Tod. An angry video game nerd (James D. Rolfe) has to overcome his fear of the worst video game in the world to save his fans. Directed by James Rolfe. I can handle the truth. A foul-mouthed nerd reviews bad video games. It's just dumb, classic Angry Nerd fun just on a higher budget, and I'm fine with that. so scott switched this one on. As of 2018, James stated that he wrote a script for a prospective horror movie… Retch. Throw up. Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. No theme song guy, or Mike Matei. I LOVE THE NERD! Based on the hit web series of the same name, the science fiction/adventure/comedy, Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, follows a disgruntled gamer who must overcome his fear of the worst video game of all time in order to save his fans. Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie Review. For a movie where it’s entire budget was funded by the fans (over $300,000), the effects aren’t bad. Hilarity ensues as a simple road trip becomes an extravagant pursuit of the unexpected. James Rolfe. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google privacy policy and terms of service apply. This review may contain spoilers. He has become increasingly disheartened over the years, as his fans continue to buy and play the video games he reviews and warns others to stay away from. Go to https://expressvpn.com/cinemassacre to take back your Internet privacy TODAY and find out how you can get 3 months free! With James Rolfe, Mike Matei, Kyle Justin, Boo. At first it seemed like a good movie. Directed by James Rolfe. Company Credits Meet the cast from Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie. Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie. I'd give it the soggy vegetables that come with a crappy box of chicken…. It took him all his savings and his beloved Comic Book Collection. Spew. If I had to rate this film from 1 to 10? Official Sites In 1987 a young Director from New Zealand released his first film...it's called "Bad Taste". Avoid playing crazy games like this - and buckle your seat belt. Hilarity ensues as a simple road trip becomes an extravagant pursuit of … The Virgin Doug Walker. It took him 4 Years to film it. With James Rolfe. He’s goddamn chewing scenery since the minute he comes on screen and I loved it. Hilarity ensues as a simple road trip becomes an extravagant pursuit of the unexpected. At least James Rolfe isn't Doug Walker though. 1 hr 54 min. As a huge AVGN fan it was great just to see James Rolfe achieve his dream. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch the Nerd overcome the 1998 Mission: Impossible tie-in video game. Some of the Nerd's (James Rolfe) reviews are great classics like Bugs Bunny and Batman for old video game consoles. Blow chunks. Unless you want to suffer and feel like a miserable human being, don't you EVER watch this absolute disaster of a film!- 1/10. The Angry Video game Nerd (AVGN) is a popular internet icon that found his fame by reviewing old video games. 3). More details at Made by fans in Auckland, New Zealand. In 2014, a young Director from New Jersey...wait! Sarah Glendening. It doesn't really feel like a movie to me, just a really long AVGN episode. This is basically "The Smosh Movie" except somewhat better and not as boring. James Rolfe made this movie by crowdsourcing $300,000. It's obviously not w great film but seriously, what were you expecting? Remember this is an AVGN movie, not an actual, SERIOUS James Rolfe production so please don't expect some David Fincher type shit. No Jason, Freddy or Michael Myers. With James Rolfe. The production quality feels like that of a youtube video, but with a notably higher budget. Based on the hit web series, Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie follows the Nerd, a disgruntled gamer who must overcome his fear of the worst video game of all time in order to save his fans. Report this film. Only listing off official AVGN episodes. Barf. No Bugs Bunny or ROB. This movie is based mainly on the mass burial of Atari 2600 video game ET- the extraterrestrial in 1982. | A young Director from New Jersey released his first film..."The Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie". James Rolfe, creator and star of the web series, is serving as director, producer and co-writer and reprises his on-screen role of The Nerd, a foul-mouthed video game reviewer. Now, those 3 people are just fine and all, but not being true to the series that inspired this film is a huge disservice. Directed by Kevin Finn, James D. Rolfe. And while that's somewhat of a compliment, I can't see myself ever watching this shit again. with Pamela Anderson, Olsen Twins on GameBoy, Rocky and Bullwinkle. | Based on the hit web series of the same name, the science fiction/adventure/comedy, Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, follows a disgruntled gamer who must overcome his fear of the worst video game of all time in order to save his fans. James…. But yeah.....this is exactly what I expected from an AVGN movie. This movie is about as much fun as having a billion toads ejaculate on you all at once. No other projects on Cinemassacre. With James Rolfe, Evan Ferrante, Justin Whang. With James Rolfe, Brock Baker. Hilarity ensues as a simple road trip becomes an extravagant pursuit of the unexpected. From a guy who's inspired by classic movies, you'd expect more from Rolfe. The series centers on Rolfe's fictional character "the Nerd", a short-tempered and foul-mouthed gamer who delivers commentary on retro games of poor quality. Puke movies galore for the emetophile in your…, Raptor The Bearded Dragon 52 films 1 4 Edit, You can’t even put into actions and words combined by how objective this list is. It's like pulling contaminated glass out of your eyes after bobbing for apples in a rusty oil drum. | With James Rolfe. i'm sorry, Watchlist of movies that only you and your best friends might appreciate. As a resident of the City of Santa Clarita, I think I speak for all of us when I say please leave us out of this. Ren and Stimpy: Fire Dogs, crazy CrazyBus, ALF on Sega Master, and a game … Then again, it's not like anyone expected anything from this movie other than the long…, The Chad James Rolfe vs. The film was a collaboration between Rolfe and Kevin Finn … Based on the web series, this fanciful comedy follows a grumpy gamer who must overcome his fear of the worst video game of all-time to save his fans. Plot: The story happens in the present day. Hilarity ensues as a simple road trip becomes an extravagant pursuit of the unexpected. James Rolfe. He’s gonna take me back to his house, to kill et the video game idk, Miles better than the Doug Walker Trilogy but at the same time in the iconic words of the legendary film reviewer/critic Big Man Lewis "Youtubers should not be allowed to make movies" (Did enjoy the Credits tho and the 20 different jokes about tits now that's some classic humour). Mobile site. Genre: sci fi, comedy, adventure ... Show all Cast & Crew . 2). ), effects assistants: East Coast (as Josh Kraft), compositor / paint & roto artist / visual effects artist, visual effects artist (as Gerardo Castro 'Fulgov'), lighting artist / visual effects animator, digital compositor / visual effects artist, visual effects artist (as David Fernandez), modeling/texturing artist / visual effects artist, rendering artist / visual effects animator, visual effects supervisor (as Grover L. Richardson III), additional camera operator (as Jim Coker), first assistant camera: second unit (as John Moss), Howard Scott Warshaw / Steven Spielberg photographs courtesy of, b unit operator (uncredited) / second assistant camera (uncredited), character designer / visual development artist, character finaling artist / shot finaling artist, character designer / shot finaling artist, animation director / character finaling artist, typography designer: Skinny Ugly Pilgrim logo, production assistant: Philadelphia Unit (uncredited). ....But the execution of it feels kinda cringey at…. and predictably the joke is *he screams*disappointed he wasn't in the vegas scenes. Why is Castlevania 1 and 3 a bloody good time and Castlevania 2 worthy of a stake to the heart? There are moments here where a giggle left my lips every now and again. In the closing credits it says that the filmmakers would like to thank the City of Santa Clarita. It's about as entertaining as a six hour deep dive explaining Wrestlemania 9 from the perspective of Heidegger. As someone who loves AVGN, this movie is fucking terrible. and hey, in contrast fuck this thing is a masterpiece.and actually stars nostalgia critic himself in one shot. the Extra-Terrestrial, the video game for the Atari 2600. I like how it didn't take itself remotely seriously and I had a lot of fun watching it. Really? “Review: "Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie" is a hilarious and heartwarming love letter to the fans” Fade To Lack “Wayne’s World movie meets Pee Wee’s Big Adventure” MUST SEE – Segabits “This is the type of movie from original sources that movies should aim to be like.” 3.5 out of 4 stars – The Movie … The Nerd (James Rolfe), assisted by Cooper Folly (Jeremy Suarez), works at GameCops when they are not working on the former's latest video game review, Xenophobe. I kinda respect the use of props and models and what not. 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